my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
tell me about the fingering
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