then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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