If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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