I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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