Non-Jews are for practice
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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