i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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