I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My dick has a subreddit
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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