Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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