For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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