I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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