I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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