piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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