I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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