that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
my liver is dry heaving
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
