i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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