We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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