listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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