No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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