We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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