Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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