You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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