we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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