I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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