I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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