I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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