One girl and one boy is just not enough.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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