Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The ass gains better be worth it
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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