ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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