I wish I could teleport
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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