hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
