stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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