if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
