Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
and i looked up. we had an audience...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
