dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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