His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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