If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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