And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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