hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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