Sponge bath it is.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You almost got us killed.
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