summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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