Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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