What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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