Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
