I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
two words: eviction party
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
