I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
