didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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