FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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