I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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