she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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