Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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