so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
